“I will spit directly into your eye. I will pin you down and pry open your eyelids. I will. Honest. And then I’ll spit, right directly on your eyeball.”
This is Melinda, this is how she talks to me when I say stuff like, ‘No.’
When she asks a question like, “Can you please put your toothbrush back in the holder after you use it, or at least set it down with the bristles up, Please?”
And then I say, “No.”
And then she says she’s going to spit on my eyeball if I don’t.
But then that’s Melinda—Violent.
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