Fish

"Look, I'm driving right now, so how about I call you back?"

"Why would you even say something like that?"

"I don't know. There's something wrong with me."

"It's not true."

"I know."

"But you had to tell them...why? It makes no sense."

"Your name came up and I just said it. I'm real sorry, really real sorry. Here... I'm pulling over... Okay, I'm off the road now. You know if I could take it back I would."

"It's not like you would even know."

"I know, really, really sorry, but that's the last time I'm going to apologize okay."

"What was it verbatim?"

"I said, 'You have got the fattest fucking fish in your aquarium that I have ever seen.' Or something real close to that."

"That's not what Mike said, you said."

"What can I do, there's nothing I can do about it now."

"God you've ruined me."

"I know. You're Welcome."